Leonard: Penny, you don’t have to do that. Penny: Gosh, Raj, do you think you’ll ever be able to talk in front of me without being drunk? (Shakes head.) Okay, well, I’ll just, um, go eat by myself. Raj (entering excitedly): Hey guys, I just got the most amazing new… (spots Penny) ew-ew-ew Frankly it would be more hygienic if they just had a plague infested gibbon sneeze my hands dry. Sheldon: Hot air blowers are incubators and spewers of bacteria and pestilence. ![]() Penny: I thought the blowers were more sanitary? ![]() Sheldon: I had to sanitize my hands because the university replaced the paper towels in the rest rooms with hot air blowers. Leonard and Howard together: Don’t! Don’t! Don’t! Sheldon (entering, to Penny who is in his spot): Sit over there. (To Penny) I’m not necessarily talking to the food. Leonard: Who was the Shrimp with Lobster Sauce? Leonard: Let’s see, Raj was the Kung Palo Chicken.
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